A sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a cowboy coming down the walk with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests the cowboy for indecent exposure.
As he is locking the cowboy up, he asks,
"Why in the world are you dressed like this?"
The cowboy says,
"Well it's like this, sheriff ... I was in the bar down the
road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did.
"We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt so I did.
"Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to pull off my pants .. so I did.
"Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts so I did.
"Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says,
'Now go to town cowboy...'
So here I am."
Son of a gun, smart men; do they exist?
This is a fourth post today:
• links of the day
•Frank Zappa's Titties and Beer
•Education and meds; No Child Left Behind.
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